Just days after calling Christina Aguilera a "fat bi***," Kelly Osbourne is again making headlines for running her mouth. Unfortunately, the target of Osbourne's most recent bout of verbal diarrhea is none other than the beloved Kate Middleton.
Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, has earned widespread approval for "recycling" her clothing. In other words, she wears her stuff more than once, just like the rest of us "normal" people. In fact, it was Kate's, "signature mix of high and low fashion, recycling looks, wearing accessible labels, and dressing down for daily tasks" that won her a second spot on Vanity Fair's International Best-Dressed List this month.
Apparently suffering from a bad case of please-get-a-clue, Osborne slammed the Duchess, saying "In England they're like, 'Look how thrifty she's being, showing the British public that the Royals are in a recession as well' only in this country they call it a faux pas." Um, we do?
The outspoken "Dancing with the Stars" contestant continued, saying "I'm sorry, but if I had that job I would only wear it once. If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I'm going to wear that dress once because I'm giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!" We're pretty sure that, given your complete idiocy and inability to keep your mouth shut, you have no prayer of ever being offered that "job," Kelly.
Following her ill-advised outburst, host Jay Leno suggested that wearing your knickers only once might be a more economical option. Kelly "Loose Cannon" Osbourne replied, "That's a really good idea, actually." Actually we'd prefer to avoid thinking of Kelly Osbourne's underwear at all, thanks.
Earlier this week, apparently uninhibited by the customs of polite society, Osbourne seized the opportunity to make fun of her long-time rival, Christina Aguilera. While on E!'s "Fashion Police," Kelly commented on Aguilera's recent appearance in Munich, Germany, saying "Maybe she's just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. She was a c**t to me." Apparently enjoying the taste of her foot in her mouth, Osbourne continued, saying "She called me fat for so many f***ing years, so you know what? F**k you! You're fat too."
Despite losing over 48 pounds while competing on "Dancing with the Stars," Osbourne has effectively demonstrated that no amount of weight loss can compensate for class, poise, or knowing when to shut the heck up. At 26-years-old, Osbourne needs to can the rebel routine and start acting like an adult.
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